Adding to the information on the previous page, just read this and be rightly informed.
Breaking news
(CNN extract...)
Information just getting to us from St. Michaels Specialist Hospital, Houston - Texas; Dr Ben Floyd Clayton has diagnosed that salt and hot water causes Amnothrocoic cancer, cancer of the sweat pores. Sweat is the excretion of excess salt from the body. When you use the mixture of hot water and salt it blocks your sweat pores & it seizes the bodily fluid (sweat) from flowing out as it is meant to. The effect of this is swelling of the body within 24 hours of usage. If you've used it apply Menthol powder all over your body to slow down the reaction and if possible kill it. That is why we practitioners advice against swimming salt water.
I actually wonder how many bags of salt and electricity units were brought to lab this morning :)
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